before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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