Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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