alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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