All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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