Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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