i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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