scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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