I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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