On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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