oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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