I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
