I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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