: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i permit you to call me
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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