He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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