In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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