32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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