Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
she peed on how many people?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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