her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
