A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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