Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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