Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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