Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I queefed so loud it echoed.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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