I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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