My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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