My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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