it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Alive.
So much puke
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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