I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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