We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Randomize
