my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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