I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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