i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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