To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My pussy is not your playground.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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