There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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