Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
