You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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