It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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