I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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