i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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