are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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