youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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