im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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