My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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