She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
