I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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