Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My breasts were aching with rage.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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