There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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