I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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