And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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