Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I think I died a long time ago.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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