All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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