I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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