I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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