even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Randomize
