i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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