i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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