Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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