Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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