Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
