I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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