these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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