stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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